I was getting some sass about not updating here with a pic of our recent Heroic Halfus kill. -_-
Because some people CLEARLY do not understand the effort required to construct suck a work I shall enlighten you to a few hours in the life of Ouchies.
So here I am at 4 am unable to sleep and photoshopping this beautiful masterpiece and my fucking keyboard dies. No problemo! just let me use my grandmaster level IT skillz to figure out the solution and BLAMO the 'ol unplug it and replug it into a different socket worked! And they said they couldn't afford to pay me the big bucks pshhhhh. hmm...it died again and the "power cycle flip flop" (the name I coined to the procedure to make it sound more official and more complicated so that when people hear it they stand slack jawed in amazement at the shear magnitude of my ingeniousness) did not work. Turns out some of what I can only assume were spiders sauntered into my room and proceeded to gnaw on my keyboard's cable until it was frayed beyond repair in no less then 8 to 43 locations. "Good thing I have this trusty buckup keyboard!" I thought to myself as I chuckled and pulled out my old keyboard. Turn out that this keyboard didnt work either and to make things worse Brodolf decided to ship over his fucking keyboard ghosts and they had infected the one keyboard i was protecting from the elements for an occasion like this at the back of my storage closet next to the sex slaves and underneath the body freezer. NONE of the keys typed what was writted on them and the entire keyboard just randomly spat out numbers and letters without even being within 10 yards of the damn thing. Sooooooooooooo I decided to call it a night and picked up a keyboard for $9.95 today at staples and finished the picture.