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Character Name	powerglove
Class	Rogue
Level	80
Race	Dwarf
Age	19
Geographic Location	ohio
Favorite Cereal	cocoa puffs
Are you currently guilded? If so, with whom?	nope
Why are you looking to leave?	Leaving alliance for a solid raiding 25man guild
What other guilds have you been in?	I played a lot with my real life friends in a guild called "Sunflower bunnies". They stopped playing, I kept on trucking and need a new home.
Why do you want to join Surreality?	I'm tired of putting up with pugs that choke on difficult bosses; I want to see all the fights in ICC25, beat them, and plunder 'em.
What do you have to offer the guild?	I'm a solid raider with a good raiding background on my rogue. I know my class and actively seek out the dynamics of my class- specs, gems, rotations, tricks and tips.
What are your expectations for us?	A quality, fun guild that knows how to get down to business and power through content. I myself am often sarcastic, but I know when it comes time to pull, to focus and get shit done.
Do you know any of our members? Who?	None
What is your current talent distribution? How, or why, did you choose it?	51-17-2, currently best output mut raiding spec. After poking around on elitest jerks and a couple trials on the target dummy, i have seen this to be currently the most well-rounded spec in terms of performance.
What is your preferred raid role? If this role isn't available, are you willing to respec?	rogues are pretty close minded people, but I enjoy my warrior still, whether dpsing or tanking.
Describe your previous raid experience.	In burning crusade, I frequented BT, TK, SSC. I didn't play a rogue pre-bc and was leveling during the end of vanilla
What is your favorite boss fight? Why?	Saurfang, it's a target dummy, e-peen flex, faceroll bosss for melee dps. Sometimes you just wanna take it easy, and saurfang is a nice relaxing fight for a rogue; it's always nice to top the dps meter.
What add-ons do you use? What add-on can't you live without? Why?	xperl unitframes, elk's buff bars, mik's scrolling combat text, quartz casting bars and CD, DBM, gearscore :P. Apart from gearscore, these addons are absolutely necessary for maintaining buffs (envenom), avoiding nasty boss tricks, and keeping my dps high.
How many times a week are you willing to raid? When are you available?	Sun-Thurs are acceptable days to raid, however, the days of the week that I work fluctuate every week; some weeks I don't work at all during the week, others I'll work 2-3 of those days. Unless it's a holiday, I get off at 9 server time, so I can regularly make it to raids, barring any projects for school that need to get done.
How do you spend your time in-game outside of raid time?	Dailies, the occasional bg. Used to farm all the time for herbs, but having the amount of gold i possess, really trivializes farming.
Tell us about a time you wiped your group or raid.	In togc10, I had my music up really loud, got burning bile from dreadscale; the tank got the poison. I knew i had to burn it off someone, but i could NOT find him. Needless to say, the tank got paralyzed, died, and there went one of our attempts. Damn rap.
Best. AFK. Ever.	I dunno if my afks have ever been epic, I did go afk while flying on the way to ony25 with my guild. I came back dead, and guildless. A whisper i got was, something something not a team player, going afk on content that I didn't care about, selfish.. Someone called me and i needed to take the call. Oh and hordies killed me, hence the dead part. Must be a terrible person.
Anything else?	This app is long and makes me sad, now that I have a writer's block and a cramp in my wrist. I need a fucking beer.